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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

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cornsnake 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:33

atleast your honest about been selfish.

jebusandme 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:59

ydi for stealing a c-note, it's not being selfish if someones calling to you about it, it's stealing lol

Reyo 2

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:40

I don't know about you, but I'd consider finding $100 a reward if I had just spent 2 hours in traffic. Sucks that it was your Boss' C-note though, OP.

tiancai 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:55

Considering he lives in Hong Kong, it was probably 100 HK dollars, which is worth like 13 US dollars, so not much of a reward if you ask me...

lyssalicious 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:59

according to my converter, 100 hong kong dollars is equivalent to $12.90. you got fired over $12.90. soo not worth it.

humorizer 14

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:59

Fake... they don't use dollars in china land. They use Yuans.

anig 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:03

OMG !! Yucks !! hahaha

Chopperman_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:45

Rewarding yourself for being late for work, eh? You shall find no sympathy on THIS internet!

lolcorez 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:44

#79 you are an idiot and obviously you do not know the world,there IS such a thing as HONG KONG dollars you ignorant ****.

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:00

Rewarding yourself because you had a bad day? Regardless of whether the guy was your boss or not, HE could've been having a bad day, too. YDI big time.