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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

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gameoverman_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:45

Your little reward? You no longer have to get stuck in traffic on your way to work. Enjoy unemployment, chump!

darkmis1 17

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:52

Thats one of the most selfish things I've ever heard about. YTDI you selfish jerk.

greeneye_fml 12

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:10

If it was a $100 just on the street unclaimed it would be a reward. If somepne's calling for it and you take it that just makes you an a**hole theif.

boredloser 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:15

If this was in Hong Kong, that $100 bill is only worth about $20 USD.

rwarlol 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:22

less than that. 1usd is like 7 something hk

FAKEstfu 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:02

Ydi...selfish brat. And you want our sympathy?? Grow the **** up.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:03

Too bad you didn't get tackled.

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:03

If you can't be trusted out of the office, you can't be trusted in the office. You did this to yourself.

rollanderca 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:10

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2203089/how_to_survive_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=49#true

trueleader 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:20

well you know what goes around comes around that is karma for you =D

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 0:52

LOL you are a DOUCHE

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