By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 038
You deserved it 74 929

Same thing different taste

Comments

brenbert 0

"reward"? Reward for it? Being a world class idiot? YDI

couldn't u have just given the money back 2 ur boss straightaway? and I agree with clockworkrainbow. it's not really stealing. it's more a case of OP not having morals lol

You know finders keepers isn't a legal defence for theft right? Someone identified it as being their property, and OP chose to take it anyways. That is theft.

actually it is... unless they have proof it is there property or you witnessed them having ownership of it :)

Anything short of attempting to find the real owner, or turning the item into the police can be considered theft.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

People do get stuck in traffic for two hours. It happens all the time, especially in very large cities. Yes, money floats. It's light and can easily be caught by the wind. It has to go some direction, so why is it impossible it floated to the OP? It's a valid reason to fire him, seeing as he was calling after the OP and the OP pocketed it anyway. Morality clauses in company contracts give them the ability to terminate employees for misdeeds done outside of work and such. Not claiming the FML -MUST- be true, but it's all plausible.

hazelwolfeyes 0

maybe an hour in traffic? where the hell do you live? i grew up in cali...n what should have been a 30 minute drive was 3 hrs of brake, gas, stomp on brake, yell at all the other idiots...n repeat... i agree with #41shove it up your ass...^-^ op...you...are an idiot...even if you had a bad day thats no reason to do what you did...what in any part of that did you deserve a reward? YDI

I've been over an hour in traffic. Illinois interstate roads SUCK, always under construction...

They live in Hong Kong. You can see it under the fml. Duh.

#36 I think you just proved who the real loser is.

worlds123dumbest 4

36- You obviously have never been to New York City or Manhattan for that matter. Rush hour sucks balls, my friend , and I remember being in the car listening to my mother have the bad case of road rage. To all you New Yorkers, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

FYL for getting caught lololol (Seriously, who can say they WOULDN'T go right after that little bastard?) but YDI for not giving it up when you got caught, most definitely

fyl u totally deserved it next time dont take the money