Woot way to Man up AnalBottleOpener. Welcome to the light side. When Darth Horny returns, epic battle. I hope he does... stupid is so hard to find these days.

It involved a long night of insomnia in which we felt an epic battle had to take place. We then might have gone overboard, but it sure as hell was fun.

what fun? making fun yourselves? you all look and talk like ****** up ones... no offence

so u take fun and pleasure in showing people how ****** up ur minds are? wow. my idea of insomnia is slightly different. horniness, u must have had quite a laugh. but still horniness u are a thief.

"you all look and talk like ****** up ones" Yes, because WE are the ones who can't spell or use grammar for shit. And "no offence" (*offense)? Really? NOW you're worried about offending us? Which, by the way, you never did. We all had a really good laugh at your expense. Oh, good news, horniness. Looks like you've got yourself a fan. Not such an impressive one, though. He just seems like a clone of horniness to me, calling people names (referring to Lacey as a prostitute, really? How clever of you. *yawn*) and using the same shitty spelling and grammar.

so whilst somebody insults you with vulgar words, or calls you something obnoxious, all you are going to do is observe the grammar and spelling? wow... it seems i've stumbled upon a new group of turds. and btw, if you look at how she speaks you will know she has never been under education. a fan? it seems you are more avid fans for horniness than i am, just the lot of you have filled about half of his fml page with your notes. very loyal fans indeed, and also uneducated. horniness, you are having a great laugh. no doubt about that.

Pffffffft. None of us have had shitty grammar or spelling, sorry. Stop being a hypocrite. The way you type and the way you insult are furthering our assumption that you are indeed horniness under a different account. And how many times are you going to calls us "fans" and that horniness is having a good laugh at our expense? The only way that could be is if he's just a troll pretending to be an idiot to get a rise out of us, which I doubt is the case. I believe he actually is truly an idiot.

an idiot, yes he is, and so are you for mixing me up. and why would you contradict yourself by saying in 285 that i've convinced you and now in 301 you continue to pursue the fact that i am the ******* retard who doesn't know the definition of stealing and has the intelligence of about a three year old?

Ermmm... Apparently you don't understand sarcasm. I was being sarcastic in comment #285.

at first i was relieved that you have finally lost track of becoming a "horniness." Now i am sure you're on the right way because you sure do not know how to enable sarcasm in words.

My comment was dripping with sarcasm. Don't accuse me of not knowing how to incorporate it into my comments just because you can't understand it.

sarcasm? haha, so i guess your earlier posts in which i have saw, the one that said, "nah don't really have to get laid" is sarcasm as well?

Wtf, what does that post have anything to do with this, you idiot? You are so sad.

Obviously NOT ALL of my comments are sarcastic. Some are, some aren't. This isn't an all-or-none game. I'm sorry that you can't tell the difference between sarcasm and a true opinion or thought, but that's not my problem.

it has everything to do with it. your bad sense of sarcasm makes you the least funny person to think that she's actually a cracker.

That made no sense. You're an idiot. I'm done with you. You still don't understand, obviously, and I'm tired of trying to understand your mixed-up illiterate bullshit, because it's giving me a migraine. I apologise for not catering to your stupidity.

Apologies if you aren't Horniness, but if you are I concur with GummyBehrh that it is sad you had to make your own fan account. My question to HongKonger is merely, what is you argument for support of Horniness. While you have said you don't understand are reasons for ganging up on horniness, though you have read his comments and ours. We were pretty much doing it for fun but wanted to make a point--assholes do not deserve to get off. What is your reason for supporting Horniness? What makes you think we are wrong? And why do you sound so much like horniness? Also why are you on FML if you just got out of brain surgery?

Whatever, you are horniness. You're making the same pathetic insults that he did, and we all know you had to be curious how the argument turned out even if you didn't want to admit defeat.

Shut the **** up, we know you're horniness. Stop trying to make us feel guilty with your brain surgery shpeal. You using the same terms in the same incorrect ways. And now you're bringing up what Lacey looks and talks like, and basing how good of a mother she is on this? You're pathetic. She looks like a really nice person, which I know to be the truth, and she's not stupid enough to just go ahead and accept your/horniness's bullshit on this page. Fan club? Because we think he's/you're so damn stupid that we feel the need to voice our opinions on him, we're all in admiration of horniness (who I still believe is you)? Um, no. You are far, far, far from the truth. You probably wish this was the case. Let me guess, you're going to tell me I'm ugly and Britney Spears-looking for talking back to you. How original.