Health: Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 16:09

YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.

Cthulu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:08

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:36

Did you think it would judge you or something?

Deeznutzz13 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:06

Maybe you should do the Subway diet like Jared?

zaz123_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:19

this is just rediculous... what's the point? the treadmill isn't going to say oh your fat.

iamtheplatypus 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:41

**** fat people. lots of people starve everyday. it should be a crime to be fat.

metazoanhaddock 11

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:03

is this the same person who lied to their wii about their weight?

mike210 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:42

hehehe thats funny i so do that too

hartattack4k 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:23

don't post this stupid bullshit, it's ur fault 4 being a fat lazy *****, so give up on life, besides, tredmills r bad 4 ur knees anyways, dumbass

xxalliechicxx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:52

it's okay!The tredmill is your friend,tell it the truth!!

memorables 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:49

Why would you do that? And how in the world is this an FML? It's a machine, dumbass.

fotard2002 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:02

you know it's bad when you have to lie to inatamate objects about your weight

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