Health: Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML - FML

By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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Fitness is overrated

By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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abcdefghiloveyou 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:09

YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.

Cthulu 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:08

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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Nickel05 15

Friday 5 February 2010 20:08

repeat. YDI for making shit up and lying to a machine.

skeleton_skinner 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:12

Fail

purgarus 6

Friday 5 February 2010 20:32

FAIL

anhero333 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:36

fatass

CallMeHush 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:38

I'm going to design a treadmill that lies to you. Oh, you are soooooo skinny. You feel light today. You've gone the extra distance! All the really cute guys love hairy, chubby chicks. Think it will sell?

VenomByte 1

Friday 5 February 2010 21:26

Add a fun house mirror to it so they look skinny too and maybe a candy dispenser. Then try and get Rosie O'Donnnel to endorse it! At least you'll corner the lesbo market!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:19

Thinking outside the box, I like it.

hunterboo2 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:47

if your going to put a FML on atleast make it funny or more than two sentences. dumbass.

lethalwippin22 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:02

did it laugh when you typed it in?

heather_bunny 3

Friday 5 February 2010 21:21

that's funny! and people, the OP isn't necessarily fat--i do the same thing and am considered a "healthy weight" by my doctor. It's a psychological thing for girls to do, like lying about our age.

ShovelMeTimbers 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:39

Lol. I thought I was the only one.

Menick47 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:57

what does OP mean?!

ItisMyOpinion 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:01

original poster

V_S234 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:03

Original Poster. Edit: Aww some beat me to it. :P

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