By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...

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krs7g4 8

You push my head down, I bite down.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

What if I gently rub your earlobes?

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loveistwisted 10

That's what you get for forcing her head down. You know girls don't like that. -_-

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videokid2000 10

I don't know why there's so many YDIs. It's not like you control your body when you're sleeping.

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galacticstorm 6

This gives new meaning to the word "nutcracker"

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hateevryone 14

What a way to wake up out of a good dream.

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Khariau 8

I had one of those dreams... I jizzed in my sleep.

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lobum 12

Ydi... Nothing is more annoying than giving head and someone pushing down on your head.

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auddylynne 0

That is seriously one of the funniest stories ive ever heard haha you really get into those wet dreams ;)

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