Intimacy: Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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Midrash 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 17:35

Your nuts...

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 10 July 2012 17:36

Expect that when your getting real head. Never rush a woman. I wish I could have sex dreams, if only I had imagination...

Comments

Stoopid_life 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 9:04

Good thing you weren't holding a knife

AgaveLoco 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 14:20

At that moment your dream ended? A hard "finale"

Cassiekae123 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 19:16

I think when guys push your head down its a turn on. They are really enjoying what you are doing. Silly prissy girls on here.

EllyBear__ 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 5:47

So you like a smack to the back of the head with as much force as it takes to injure his balls?

Cassiekae123 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 6:43

Idk what kind of guys you have been with... But no obviously I wouldn't want that much force. A guy can push down on your head without smacking you. Lol.

Davick 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 22:06

stop watching so much **** and read a book about flying

izzybd 20

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:13

I don't see why so many people are freaking out over this. 1. It was a DREAM. People have dreams of things they would NEVER do in real life. 2. Some people ENJOY that. I for one, love when my boyfriend is forceful with me, pushes my head down on him, and f*cks my face. I am kinky, but I'm sure there are many other women who enjoy that too. As long as he doesn't do it to a woman in real life without knowing her limits, what's the big deal?