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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

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Same thing different taste

Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95 110

You deserved it 7 653

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 3 665

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 74

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 482

You deserved it 12 225

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 163

You deserved it 29 847

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 957

You deserved it 3 195

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 376

You deserved it 31 764

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 579

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 243

You deserved it 6 174

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 422

You deserved it 243

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

Luxord33 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 9:30

That's RUDE! I have epilepsy, but thankfully my bf isn't so shallow!!

musiciangirl591 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 2:41

OMGOSH! so rude and uncaring, i have epilepsy and i'm overjoyed to have a boyfriend who cares enough and loves me enough to look past that (especially since he called my parents the one time i had a seizure while i was skyping him)

needsagf14 12

Monday 15 April 2013 5:19

If he can't take that then it's a good thing you don't have to deal with that asshole anymore

missalice0306 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 3:42

Bullsh-t. He already wanted to break up with you, but still needed a reason. He just happened to choose the most insensitive one. What a coward.

Dusksoul2001 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 2:49

What a jerk. He doesn't deserve you. It's not your fault you had a seizure. Poor OP

jellenwood 35

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:31

Screw him!

Meggston 17

Monday 7 October 2013 2:59

So, I agree with most of you. It would have been okay if he just couldn't handle the disease, and nicely explained and apologized in person, but to do it over text and call her an embarrassment... He's kinda a Twat Waffle.