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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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Same thing different taste

Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 653

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 74

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 225

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 847

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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You deserved it 3 195

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 31 764

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 579

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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You deserved it 6 174

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 243

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

ToreyyyW 15

Tuesday 18 March 2014 2:43

Someone should tell him that acting like a dick won't make his any bigger

flamingluck 2

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:41

You should go see a doctor. There's medicine that you can take to stop the seizures and if you are have seizures then it's damaging your brain. You could eventually be mentally retarded. So please see a doctor! Plus if that guy is "embarrassed" by your condition then your better off without him. If he can't accept and love everything about you then you don't need him!

IHazNoUsername 9

Wednesday 6 August 2014 5:30

My thought: If he rejects you for something you can't help, then the sooner you get rid of him, the better. Don't be so upset over that jerk. You don't need him anyway.

The_Blonde_Fox 12

Saturday 22 November 2014 4:04

That's just wrong

skyblueprincess 17

Sunday 12 July 2015 4:21

HE IS A HUGE ASSHOLE ITS GOOD YOUR NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE

truharmony71 4

Sunday 1 May 2016 5:18

know your role and shit wont happen. having a seizure on a date without giving up the ass is inexcusable. bitch. i would have poured your entree on the floor and made u lick it while u shook.