By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 109
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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twindaddy 0

YDI. You should have a good hiding spot when you have a young one around.

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mr_kurtz 0

Did he draw the sword out of the stone?

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teebonehead 0

WOW ! All I can say that has to be the best fml EVER !

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kandyjohnson 0

Yeah there is no "hiding" anything when it comes to your kids, that's why if you're gonna have stuff like that, at least put it under lock and key!!! YDI

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Good thing he wasn't running around wearing your strap-on.

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genius_man16 0

#20 wins #31 Oh dear, really didn't need that image, thanks. Lol. #71 Thank you. Much better than I could have put it.

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Travestie616 0

#71, although I agree with you, your grammar is terrible, so you really shouldn't talk. I think you were going for "you're" instead of "your," by the way. And THAT is an elementary mistake if I ever saw one. Maybe you guys can take a 2nd grade English class together or something. As for the OP... I can only suggest that you buy that kid some candy because he's pretty much hilarious ^_^

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Matzaball300 0

where did he find that?????!!!!! you gotta hide those things dude!!!

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amandax6 0

lmfao that's greaaat.

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