Work: Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired...

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

nice one ace

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raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

nice one ace

nosedive1994 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 2:19

I ******* hate Bluetooth headsets

kayladance101 13

Monday 9 August 2010 3:49

same here nosedive! i always get so confused! :(

kmknotek 0

Monday 30 August 2010 6:44

op your just a dumbass

violetrider123 3

Friday 25 March 2011 17:10

was she making eye contact with you during that?

juicypu55y 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:57

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censorshipoff 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

Remember to check both ears before commenting from now on.

SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

Green_Eyes_Pwn 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 21:19

Yes, very classy of OP, eh?

Casualt1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

Too many FMLs use "proceeded." This needs to end.

anonymous_guy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:36

Proceeds to end.

FreedomFirst 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

I seriously cannot stop laughing. That is awesome.

24788 6

Friday 22 May 2009 2:04

lol, I do this all the time at work. I never blow up in someones face though. I would probably say that to one of my managers though if she tried to back talk me.

gregthestrange 3

Friday 22 May 2009 2:04

#3 is right. Way to resort to childish, immature behavior.

Hbkbryan 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:42

lol yea look at your picture

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:48

I think it's awesome.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:05

#4- It's called complex sentence structure. There is nothing incorrect about it. Deal with it. And OP, try not being a prick next time. It'll do wonders for you.