Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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sleepy15 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:03

That's the greatest ******* story i have ever heard!

atoz_ 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:03

LOOL. that's hilarious!

Rawrrr14 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:03

LMFAO ahahahaha

aceofdiamonds 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:05

Uh...this FML sounds very familiar. I could swear the same thing happened to someone a few pages back.

SweetestSin 4

Friday 22 May 2009 4:05

LMFAO this is going in my favorite pile. My son is almost 2 years and my daughter is 5 months I even keep my toys up and out of reach of them. Find a new hiding spot momma.

tko 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:08

haha lol #11 #20 and #35

NCGurl 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:09

Well I hope he didnt use it... o_O

Jim9349 10

Friday 22 May 2009 4:19

I used to do that back when I was in elementary school. ya those were the days.. chasing girls with ****** :)..

SuperSpore 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:22

At least he didn't give it to one of them...

Alexjones 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:31

wtf, if you have a child you should have a husband, Right? And you should be able to enjoy him instead of the *****. And thats is strait up nasty. What if you had herpies then your son would get some. Ewwwwww

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