By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 109

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#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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fretforyerlatte 0

i find it disturbing that they are ten year olds reading this site. you guys don't need to know about this stuff yet. go have fun doing kid things. enjoy it while it lasts.

If he actually hits someone with it, it starts buzzing and then it becomes a SUPER Sword of Death! Bzzzz...

trapiadora 0

hahahahaha wow how could tou not know that he had it. I feel expecially bad for your son i wonder how young he is. that whole school did not need to know that or worse of all get chased with ur shit. fyl

kahyia 0

@ #58 Really? ... your a kid? I never would have guessed it from your flawless grammar and such an eloquent use of the english language. Don't get me wrong I'm not one of those people that badger others over simple/common misspellings/mistakes (i.e. their instead of there), but your post is in a league of its own. I couldnt understand half of what you wrote and the other half seemed pointless and way off topic. so, turn off the computer and go finish your elementary school grammar homework and leave commenting to us grown folk and speaking from my own experiences there are few places you can hide something in a home that a mischievous toddler wouldnt find it

#14 stole the words right out of my mouth.. p.s. YDI.

audreyelise 0

Bad parenting on your part. You shouldn't have those things laying around when you have a child. You deserved that one.

I've NEVER lol'd sooooo much in my life until I seen this