Love: Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me... - FML

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 20:01

Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML

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By Travis - 12/02/2023 06:00 - Poland - Polska

Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

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By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 18:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML

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That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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buddymask1 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:26

oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:29

Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:40

coming from a military dude, i would suggest not joining for something so trivial. it's a long-term commitment, and, for some, a very miserable one. many others join for college and/or college debt, some for zeal and patriotism, and some because they have no other options in life. i don't think that was a proper decision based on your motive, but...well, you can't rewind time! make the most of it! :] |the kid|

Dani3264 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:02

Dump his sorry ass for a guy who can actually manage his money and who won't treat you like crap. Good luck and whatever you do just don't say with him!!!

ariannawulfy 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:18

heeeey you sound like my old roommate's wife! And if you ARE my old roommate's wife, he still owes me $1,000 to pay off the credit card he stole from me.

pkh17 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:18

time for a new husband.

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:38

amen 47 lol

Yee12 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:46

A true FML

aruss721 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:55

don't ever give someone an easy way out. they'll take advantage. he shouldve done what HE had to to to settle HIS debt. he was playng you before he even tried cheating

dixie1958 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 6:57

Thank you for serving our country You are too good for him. Lose him an let him pay off his own debts. By the way why didn't he join the service to pay off his own debts? As far as how well or not so well the service pays - a steady income is better than no income at all.

MissExquisite 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:00

wait, why the eff did you have to sign up and not him?... what a basturd!

magoojr09 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:12

TRYING TO CHEAT = FAIIL. CHEATING ON YOUR ENLISTED WOMAN = B*TCHMADE.

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