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Whiskey tango foxtrot, hunter 9 has unsuccessfully raided the enemy stronghold, they are oscar mike to another location

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125 STFU boot. OP divorce him after he gets charged with adultery. he wants to ruin your marriage. get back at him and ruin his career.

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Best. Advice. Ever. Seriously, OP, that's the way to go. I'm pretty sure they'll set him on fire if he ever tries to enter a federal building ever again.

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I'm resisting the urge to click YDI for not noticing that the rest of his unit wasn't deployed. FYL for your husband being pond scum though. Ruin his career, he deserves it.

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Or at the very least, report it!! It's illegal to have an affair in the military, AND to lie about a deployment. Trust me, his commanders will help you run him through the wringer.

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He won't get discharged from the military, but he may be stripped of rank, and sent to clean toilets for a living. Or at least that's what would happen in the air force. Idk about other branches. Never heard of that happening though. Don't know how he would be able to avoid the OP.

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depends on his rank and whether or not he's enlisted or commissioned. My husband has seen this happen. One enlisted, sleeping with two different married officers...I'm hoping at different times...while deployed. If I remember correctly, the officers were kicked out and she was busted down to private.

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idk I'd say #8 is more of a fail. Uses a picture of his half ass six pack and has his phone number on his profile for 'mature' girls to call him, he's 14.

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I'm gonna guess from someone else in his military group (I forget what it's called) that wasn't in Afghanistan. Or one of the higher ranked officers.

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I think this it some kind of alien dialect. It looks slightly complicated but I should be able to decode it in the next few hours.

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Okay it says "I'm a moron that can't spell or come up with an original comment so I just type in random characters followed by question marks in hopes of getting thumbs up." Woah that's deep!

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Yes, turns out it wasn't alien, just idiot. It's easy to get those two mixed up. Although idiot is much easier to translate.

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