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By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 20:01

Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML

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By Travis - 12/02/2023 06:00 - Poland - Polska

Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

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By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Boots on the ground

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 18:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML

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That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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buddymask1 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:26

oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:29

Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.

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iwadasn 32

Thursday 22 July 2010 21:14

YDI for joining the military then.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:26

YDI for trying to pay off HIS debts. Go into the service, learn things, divorce his cheating butt, and make a new life for yourself.

heathmac 0

Friday 23 July 2010 2:13

never assume spousal debt!! don't you watch suzie orman??!

realdr 0

Friday 23 July 2010 14:03

thanks for serving

natural711 6

Friday 23 July 2010 14:08

are you stupid? paying off his debt! make him go get the damn training and pay it off himself it's not YOUR debt it's HIS debt.. dumb ass

thatsrugged 2

Friday 23 July 2010 19:17

1) So you caught him trying to cheat on you? how the hell does someone try to cheat on a person and not succeed?? Your husbands a loser for being that stupid. 2) Your stupid for marrying someone whose already in debt and didnt make his lazy ass join the marines 3) Id say YDI

wrestling08 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:24

actualy if your in the army and married it pays quite well

stephaniecrespin 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 4:46

dump him and enjoy the army, its not that bad

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:17

Leave his ass, but do it after you get back from the army. If you do work things out with him or end up staying with him, DO NOT PAY HIS DEBT. Keep your own damn money, he obviously doesn't deserve your help.

soccerlover1234 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:26

he.is.a.di*k.smoker haha

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Today, I was mortified when I went to the doctor for what I thought was an allergic reaction rash and turned out to just be a bad carpet burn from rough sex, on my back and my ass cheeks. The doctor was visibly trying not to laugh. FML

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