By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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vettle 6

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

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joceyx3 0

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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Judus_beej 0

shit happens all the time. my mom had her tubes cut and burned at both ends and they grew back and she had me. relax and figure it out first.

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agm2010 0

I bet he hates that.:(

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SouthernRebfl 0

first off. u shouldn't let anyone take ur manhood away, and B, instant divorce!!!! tha bitch cheated!!

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Trace01m 11

Getting a vasectomy doesn't take your manhood haha I have 3 kids and I don't need more!

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ifyouseekamy666 0

92 I really just wanna poke ur forehead.. •.•

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BennettGrantKevi 0

they don't always take man. do your homework before you assume

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iskusmarines 0

I feel like I've heard this fml before...

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Sammara 0

Vasectomies can "correct" themselves. Before you flip out, get yourself checked out. They can find out whether or not your junk is still non-functional.

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TheSofaKing 7

Go jerk off in a jar and have it tested. Then have a DNA test.

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Edenbeam 19

Don't jump to conclusions. Vasectomies can reverse themselves. Do your homework before you assume your wife has been unfaithful.

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Mdgzimmerman 0

Vasectomy's don't always work. Don't freak out prematurely.

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