By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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vettle 6

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

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joceyx3 0

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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aardvarkish 15

Just name the baby Luke. Now repeat after me: "I AM your father!"

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ha! Surprisingly, I did not see that one coming, but it gave me a good laugh. :)

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EvilDave 13

Get a divorce! Do it NOW! And, site her pregnancy as the reason. All the bitches saying you shouldn't are just cheaters themselves.

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shortymac 0

Hell no. If your shit has been out of commission for 2 years odds are it didn't magically just start working.

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tavmaister 0

It's easy man, get yourself another woman.

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Drummer389000 0

fucken just leave the bitch. it's one thing to cheat (once) and then make up after a while but it's a whole other thing to get pregnant. now she's a ****.

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thisgirl2u 9

You do realize it only takes sleeping with someone once to get pregnant right?

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seracy13 0

divorce her ass now!

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smile_upon_me 0

you know, my mothers ex husband, my ex step dad had one done after my mom had my little sister....and now i have a little sister and brother because of that man. so don't freak out, it doesn't always work.

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Jasper8713 2

It still is possible for you to get someone pregnant even after the vasectomy, as sometimes, it is not performed correctly (or there are birth defects which cause a man to have "extra" organs)... While this is rare, it is possible. Get a paternity test.

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Anon900 3

what #1 said. botched vasectomies are common so maybe YOU did get her pregnant, not the big black construction worker dude down the street.

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Brooke4494 0

it is possible for u to still get her ... just not likely but yeah I would check the kid

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