By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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vettle 6

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

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joceyx3 0

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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juliaaalove 8

my sister got pregnant with this guy who got a vasectomy and she got pregnant, it happens sometimes. Just talk to her and make sure your the ONLY possible father

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Hellooomindyy 0

You told us twice in the same sentence that your sister got pregnant.

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juliaaalove 8

hmm, i did.. oh well :) at least i'm sure you know! ahha

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agm2010 0

18, I that's crazy! how rare. are u sure it's his? 26 when are u due?

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XmasterX 0

he told us twice cause she's having twins DUH

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riggens7522 0

35 I was wondering the same

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ktrose 0

26 - I don't understand, are you trying to show the reverse side of your shirt in your picture? 70 - She.

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agm2010 0

lol 102 I thought she was showing off her babybump because she too is pregnant .. oops.

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jrad1982 0

maybe he lied about the vasectomy so he could sperm in her to keep her, I've heard of women lying that they can't have kids just so some dumb guy can say ok and pop one in them,

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SwayofEntropy 0

This one is major BS, its a repost of an article that has been posted on Funnyjunk before. Props for copy & paste OP

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm a Divorce Lawyer. It happens a LOT!

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SwayofEntropy 0

Trying to dig up teh url now, I might have ot dig in my history because their top funnyjunks cycled from the last time I saw it. I'll post it in reply once I find it.

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aardvarkish 15

27, yes it happens often enough for an FMLer to post it and it be true, for sure, whether because the vasectomy healed, or the donation came from elsewhere.

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JChow4040 0

you deserve for gettin suckered into getting a vasectomy

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Zmeilerr 22

Thank you for pointing that out. I guess you got what I was trying to say, although I was at a loss for words.

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Ariasmake_1 0

I say guilty until proven innocent by Maury

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agm2010 0

you are NOT the father. ..):

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britannie 0

that sucks. people who are sayingg you deserved this are dumb, no one deserves to be convinced to take away any chance they had of having children, and then cheated on. Mayyybe he cheated too but no one knows the specifics of his storyy.

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Iskaria 0

Maybe OP already has like 2 or 3 kids, would make sense to then have a vasectomy seeing as they are often reversible the first time around if they change their minds. The wife can't force her husband to do it, he obviously agreed to it. That and although vasectomies have a high success rate, there's a possibility that it can heal back up and you have swimmers again.

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meteor_stream 9

39, actually, not everyone wants kids. So, he might have had vasectomy even while not having any offspring prior to the operation. Just blame the cheating wife, she's the bitch here.

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lizz1234 0

It can fuse back together. My grandfather has had multiple and still had children after

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