Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Mixing it up - FML

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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Thrill seeker

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 00:00

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 05:19 - Australia

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Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

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Surprise surprise

By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 05:54 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 March 2021 2:42

Is your dad 64 and the ex-girlfriend was one of his 22-year-old rejects? Lately, the UK seems a hotbed for older men into much younger women, so to speak.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 17 March 2021 6:38

Ex boyfriend?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 March 2021 2:42

Is your dad 64 and the ex-girlfriend was one of his 22-year-old rejects? Lately, the UK seems a hotbed for older men into much younger women, so to speak.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 17 March 2021 6:38

Ex boyfriend?

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Today, despite the fact that I'm happy and in love, my spiteful brat of a 12 year-old keeps spreading hateful and disgusting lies about my boyfriend doing unspeakable things while I'm away on business. Her dad told me he's reporting my boyfriend to the police. FML

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Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother, and my mom texted me, asking to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

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