By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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vettle 6

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

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joceyx3 0

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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slapattack 0

Easy fix its called a coat hanger

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dirtbike937u 0

-Joke- Punch her in the stomach. You don't need to pay for abortions.

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Poilo_fml 0

a vasectomy! i would never get one of those! even if you paid me

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rasta_pasta 4

it's been two years and they've had no other kids during that time, i'd say he's fairly certain the vasectomy took.

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doggiemcwoofwoof 2

dude that seriously sucks paternity test is in order

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kalbrek009 20

My step-father had a vasectomy while married to his ex & got her pregnant, turns out he had a 3rd vas deferenes he & the doc didn't notice. He had to go back for a 2nd vasectomy. FHL.

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Denz_fml 0

go on maury and find out if you are the father.

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emily_strange 0

dont jump to conclutions, a vastectomy is only a 98.99% i belive or maybe her pirod is just late.

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