Love: Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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Legal issues

By Robert - 27/12/2017 15:00

Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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vettle 6

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:30

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

joceyx3 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:32

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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k9obsessed 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 5:51

Vasectomies don't always work. I wouldn't jump to conclusions.

YUNO_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:05

hellooooooooo. artaficial incemination

Macromartyr 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:44

Only a sith deals in absolutes...

sepdps 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:21

sometimes they fail; seriously. I'm not joking. it prolly is your baby

Ilovetux 0

Monday 21 March 2011 19:26

don.t assume. That happens a lot.

fyreshadowes 2

Monday 8 August 2011 8:27

If you got a vasectomy during your marriage, in order to prevent having more children, then your wife should have undergone sterilization as well. It's not fair to prevent one partner from, in all likelihood, ever having children again, and let the other get away scot-free. I'm sorry to hear that you (rightly) suspect your wife of cheating. Get tested, and if it doesn't work out, the best of luck to figuring out a solution to your problems. Just remember that it isn't the kid's fault. It never is.

nemolovesme 11

Monday 15 August 2011 17:41

dude, vasectomys can fail. go to the doctor before you make a bad decision

tekkster74 0

Monday 7 November 2011 21:20

Bowchickawowwow

ghostpwner_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:53

can you un-vasect your nuts and get a different girl knocked up?

kjkjr27 5

Monday 28 November 2011 3:29

Prob was the mailman

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