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The illustrated FMLs

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

By Jack - / Sunday 10 January 2016 02:07 / United States - Minneapolis
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By  syki  |  22

Cat Lady Level: pseudo bestiality.

By  woxliuke  |  11

The question is - how many cats does she have?

By  blostrich_  |  19

That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".

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  asperix  |  20

or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!

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