Miscellaneous: Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house...

By Fish Breath - 03/06/2016 22:26 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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HollyQuinn 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:10

That's absolutely gross and mean. Frats are awful.

bosniangirl27 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:11

Thats terrible. Why would you even want to do that?

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HollyQuinn 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:10

That's absolutely gross and mean. Frats are awful.

bosniangirl27 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:11

Thats terrible. Why would you even want to do that?

arano 29

Saturday 4 June 2016 22:12

Nobody wants to do it. That's kinda the point.

fakedsincerity 32

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:37

Peer pressure is pretty gross and persuasive, sadly.

summer4me 25

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:11

If you have to swallow anything living for a frat, reconsider joining. I'd rather you be alive and GDI (god damn independent) than having died from choking on a fish.

heirofhope 38

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:16

Reconsider joining. Those fish are still fish, and eating them alive is cruel. Buying them just to do that in general is cruel. It's also disgusting, as I'm fairly sure eating a live fish from the tank is unsanitary, to say the least. Frats aren't as flashy as you might think. The best ones to join are the ones with a good community, no weird rituals like that.

Dale_shackleford 13

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:41

Yeah, the only frats that seem to have decent members are the ones that don't do any weird initiation shit and keep all the other frat bs to a minimum.

PuddinB 3

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:20

That's hazing. I'm pretty sure the state and school would agree to that. I suggest be a GDI but if swallowing fish is what you like then hey, knock yourself out.

imbored932 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 5:22

It's not hazing once you're part of the group.

pam241 15

Sunday 5 June 2016 15:07

#53 You sir, are an idiot.

kitkatmiaow 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:26

If you do that you are a twat

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 4 June 2016 22:43

He's already a twat. He sold live animals to a guy knowing they'd be killed inhumanely soon after. I'm pretty sure if he told his manager what that frat douche was planning on doing with the fish, he would've been allowed to refuse the sale.

Misoranomegami 16

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:29

Too bad you don't work for a reputable post store. I've seen stores refuse to sell fish to people because they weren't going to take care of them. I would imagine feeding them to college kids would fall under that. Even if they are considered feeder fish.

soullyfe 33

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:32

Do you really want to call those guys your brothers after they hazed you by making you swallow a fish? That they bought for that particular purpose? You should think about your options.