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By aprilfools22 / Wednesday 17 August 2011 08:13 / United States
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I don't understand whatsoever

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  RaiEllati  |  1

when ppl get tongue piercings they don't articulate for a few days to a week aha so she probably sounded like she couldn't talk well in a "special" way

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  EvilPotato  |  14

what made him think that?

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  H00SIERBOY  |  0

you've obviously never got your dick suck from a girl with a tongue piercing. Rookie.

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  LiveLaughFML  |  10

haha, I think the clerk was "special." i mean, that's what his mother told him growing up(:

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  tradaj  |  3

ok, so firstly, why were you carrying pet fish around with you while you went to get your tongue pierced??

By  DFlit1  |  0

Well u just got ur tongue pierced so either u sound really stupid or maybe ur just retarded for getting a piercing through ur tongue

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  raelynn00  |  4

How is that retarded? It's perfectly safe unless ur a complete moron. Iv had mine done for 2 years a no complications at all I love it.

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  vegan_muffin  |  4

If you play with it too much, it erodes away at the gum line and tooth enamel. Of course, if you can avoid playing with it, that's not an issue. But if you can avoid playing with it, why bother getting it in the first place? Answer: Freudian oral fixation!

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Well, anything you do at all in your daily life can be dangerous. Some piercings are definitely worth it. You're taking a bit of a risk even with a good piercer, but to call someone an idiot just because they took a risk is perhaps even more idiotic than the risk they took.

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  RUSH777  |  0

84, really now? Before I start MY story, let me make it clear that I am now clean, however; I've repierced my OWN tongue 6 times now. One of those times, I was heavily under the influence of MDMA and literally stuck at least 20 holes through my tongue, at one time, trying to get the right spot. I think it's pretty damn safe.

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  ALQ_fml  |  13

I get that you're probably being [somewhat] sarcastic, but that is still a ridiculous statement. Body modification of many kinds is becoming far more acceptable, and there are many intelligent people who get them, including tongue piercings. Personal choices such as having a professional modify one's flesh with piercings, ink, or otherwise is hardly something that reflects upon intelligence; modification professionals are trained to do exactly this, thus minimizing the risk. I actually recommend you get something akin to a troll tattooed on your forehead. It seems like it might be a good look for you. While some modifications are difficult to hide in a professional setting, such as tattoos on the face and hands, others are extremely easy to conceal. For all we know, the OP is a brilliant professional who excels in his or her field and intends to use a retainer during business hours.

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  krazy_glu3  |  0

I talked normal and my tongue was never swollen. Changed the bar after one week.

By  LittleRRed  |  5

Fishy fishy fishy!!

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  IndiRae  |  9

I was imagining the tongue piercing completely disabled OP from speaking normally, and that "No thanks" sound more like "I got no need more fish. Herp." That's just me though.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Lol now that I think of it I probably would too lol!! Cuz, given the guy thinks op is mentally unwell, a person in that situation could get away with A Lot!!! Including becoming obviously composed on their way out and waving with a jackass smile on their face when the person couldn't do anything about it

By  TheLetterZero  |  7

YDI for getting your tongue pierced. That's gross and uncool.

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  H00SIERBOY  |  0

Your stupid.

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  raelynn00  |  4

Ur response to being called stupid reminded me of back in pre-k where we would respond with "I know u r but what am I" haha good job proving their point. It's one of the most common piercings I personally hav mine done and hav had it done for over 2 years. I love it and most others do also they're curious about it.

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  H00SIERBOY  |  0

who the fuck cares if it your or you're. fucking clown.

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  gmc_blossom  |  21

I agree. Most people who call others "stupid" or "retarded" say it like, "ur soooo stoopid and retarted!" I fail to understand how that person is any smarter than the one they're calling unintelligent. *Sigh* Some people..

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  monzach  |  5

140- "your" is possessive and in the sentence "your stupid" it would mean stupid belonging to him as opposed to "you're stupid" which means that he has the characteristic of stupid.

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  GothicAngel17  |  24

Tongue piercings are predominantly for oral sex, just as genital piercings are for sex and foreplay. Are you saying oral sex is gross and uncool? Wow... just wow. Are you a virgin or something? BTW guys with tongue piercings are fucking hot. Best. Piercing. A guy. Can get. EVER. Especially when he puts it to good use.

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  tona01  |  16

I normally don't like piercings, but i have to agree, kissing a girl with a tounge piercing, were without exageration the best kisses i ever got. And out of respect, i'm not mencioning the other uses

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