Miscellaneous: Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house...

By Fish Breath - 03/06/2016 22:26 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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You deserved it 10 090

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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You deserved it 3 004

By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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You deserved it 7 138

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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You deserved it 43 018

By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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HollyQuinn 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:10

That's absolutely gross and mean. Frats are awful.

bosniangirl27 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 20:11

Thats terrible. Why would you even want to do that?

Comments

Biker187 13

Monday 6 June 2016 23:00

During my 10+ years of "working" Frat House Theme Parties in Vermont, I only saw that happening at one house and it was mostly females showing off.

LITTLEHORNFISH 7

Tuesday 7 June 2016 6:37

What did i just read ô.ô

Lefty_Guns 16

Tuesday 7 June 2016 8:46

You deserve it if you agree to go through with it. You have the opportunity to refuse to do it, or to not bother joining the frat, so pretending it's someone else's failt is weak.

THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

Wednesday 8 June 2016 17:46

That's a straight YDI. Why the hell would you even join that kind of a frat? It's not worth it.

repKyle95 24

Sunday 12 June 2016 4:21

YDI for being stupid enough to join a frat. Moron. Seriously, the goldfish you'really gonna swallow is smarter than you, and its life is probably worth more than yours so maybe you should think about that before you kill it.

SmellofBooks 3

Monday 13 June 2016 3:45

Not sure about the store you work at, but I know at PetSmart and PetCo where I live if you KNOW that someone is buying animals only to kill them (feeders or bait) you aren't legally allowed to sell them to that person. You report it to the manager and deny them access to the animal.