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I killed all mine, because I changed their water everyday with clean fresh water from the faucet. Apparently the high chlorine content from the water killed them, which i had no idea at the time.

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I had 2 fish when I was little. Now, I can't even remember why the hell I got them. You can't touch them, teach them, or interact with them in any way other than looking. Add to that the fact that the average lifespan of a goldfish is somewhere around 6 months. :l

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Two beta fish of mine committed suicide. One jump from the bowl and suffocated. The other one actually ran away, vanished... most likely fed himself to the mice.

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My mother's had a a regular goldfish she bought from wal mart, since I was 12. I'm over 20 now. The fish is still alive and kicking . Goldy will kill any fish that's introduced into her tank as well. It's hilarious.

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I put quotes around it because thats how the children in the book spelled it and hence why it was deliberately misspelled in the title. Literary reference, not typo.

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Hi! I'm the currently active representative for "What the Fuck are You Talking About Inc." today. So what about it? Who even said "known reasons"?

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Cutting out a part of the word, substituting the next one entirely... Anyway, what the hell would you know? You're a troll. And your disgustingly feel-good profile pretty much sets you up as the anti-Kay. You're going down, son. DOWN.

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'Tis true! I read it wrong, my bad. And you're damn right! I'd rather spend an eternity burning than with you, Kay. Glad you could finally get that through your thick head... the one on you neck.

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No, I think you fail to understand, Sean, I AM Satan, and I love me some troll spit-roasts. And the spit is not what you might think. You'd better start relaxing your anus, because it's going in dry.

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I'm currently using those Disposable Dickspash things until it grows back. I get them in bulk from BastardCorp. They are CHEAP AS THE SHIT COMING OUT OF A LAXATIVE-ADDICTED WHORE'S ASS.

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The Disposable Dickspash, new from BastardCorp! Only 19.95! But wait, order now and we'll DOUBLE your order! That's TWO Disposable Dicksplashes for the price of one! Just pay separate shipping and handling. Call now! Operators are standing by!

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Us grown-ups tend to communicate in syntactically-correct English, rather than Internet memes. And I've got a shitload of drivel from you still in my inbox arguing the contrary. But I guess "you're an idiot" completely shows me up! Your imperial command of debating techniques is truly awesome to behold!

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