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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By betterpianist - 29/11/2016 21:04 - United States

Today, the girl I've liked for over a year, broke up with me after just 2 weeks of dating, all because I'm a better pianist then her. I've been playing since I was 8. She's been playing for 6 months. FML

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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia

Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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electrorange 13

Sunday 3 March 2013 9:13

You better make it up to her!

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 3 March 2013 9:18

You'd be surprised what sounds good on piano, OP. Hell, I've even heard piano versions of Whip My Hair by Willow Smith that sound good!

Comments

lashes_to_ashes 14

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:13

F her life. Very sweet of her to have made a piano version of your favourite song. You should apologise and tell her how great her version sounds.

BTM707 8

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:34

Wow. That was snobby of you.

whostolemylama 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:35

O Piano how you feel. Rule #1 in relationships: Don't assert yourself to the point you come off as a D.

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:39

That was very sweet of her, I imagine she put a lot of time into this to make you happy... And then you ruined it.

whY402Jay 12

Sunday 3 March 2013 17:42

And I bet it sounded AWESOME.

AnnaLovr 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:19

Ur a jerk

Cassiderp 9

Sunday 3 March 2013 19:56

You better make it up for her, I'd be devastated if I were her.

Bookoholic 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:17

You sir, are an asshole.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:34

Meh. It's not like women have feelings anyways

SamiWebs 5

Sunday 3 March 2013 20:56

You should have kept your opinion to yourself. But you could have told her that you had never heard it on the piano before and that her version was good.