About Crudeandrudeguy
Just had to redo most of this. This app has really turned into a glitchy piece of crap. I'm an ass... Well, most of the time anyway. My son is the single greatest source of joy in my life. 99% of the comments on here make me ashamed of humanity. There are an astonishing number of gorgeous women on here, although being married does give you permanent beer goggles. Lol. Don't judge, I'm faithful to my wife (a damn fine woman/mother) but that doesn't mean I'm dead and incapable of looking at a pretty lady. No that is not me, that is my brother and the fish he caught that was bigger than mine, thus making him an asshole deserving of the hottest pits of hell.
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Crudeandrudeguy's favorite FMLs

Dazed and Confused

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 February 2017 12:00 / United States - Woodside
By Scarred for life - / Saturday 4 February 2017 16:00 / United States - Eagle River
By ButImBeautiful - / Saturday 4 February 2017 02:00 / United Kingdom - Cheltenham
By Kimmikoto - / Tuesday 31 January 2017 07:00 / Canada - Cambridge

It's high school all over again

By Targeted - / Wednesday 1 February 2017 01:00 / Australia - Brisbane