Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML
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ElMundio87 0

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

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Elpieo 0

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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thatonegirl2012 0

ffffffiiiiiiirrrrrrssssssttttttt!!!!!!!!!!

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Secret_Fire_King 0

You're not in Kansas, anymore... This is Pandora.. ----- Seriously, OP, You don't get my sympathy just because you are a fruit loop.. May I suggest getting a life?

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ElMundio87 0

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

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Feverrotes 15

Ditto. Most guys almost never write on other people's walls or even make status updates. I'm definitely one of them, I talk to people on FB all the time but I can't remember the last time I actually made a wall post.

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time4coffee 3

If you're trying to impress your friends. Real worls friends already know and who cares what your internet friends think about your dating life or lack thereof?

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hobojo11 0

we dont bite unless you bit us first

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xdre09x 0

wow. aww why it gotta be from kansas. we don't got problems like that here in missouri

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HeresReality 0

it's not hard to get a guy to talk to you.as long as you aren't completely ugly you could flirt with a guy and get some posts

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realggirl 0

that sucks, you should just write on some guys' walls being like "hey what's up"

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Sun_Kissed18 25

exactly, facebook is two ways...

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silasandseansfml 0

wow such a sad excuse for a girl you no what I'll make a facebook just for you so you can say hi to me the email will be [email protected]

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anela_fml 0

ok I'm shy but at least I get out there you really need to open up

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anela_fml 0

oh an I hope you don't put pictures of your "guy" up wouldn't want some one to say hey I know you

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AntiChrist7 0

Get of facebook and walk into the real life, that will help

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