Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 252
You deserved it 46 220

Top comments

ElMundio87 0

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

Comments

You deserve it for caring what other people think.

people that do this are truly and completely pathetic. Going to create a fake account so it looks like someone is talking to you on facebook? What a sad life you live.

whats the word? oh yah you fail @ life!

one of my friends did this on myspace so when guys ask her out she can say she has a boyfriend. she asked me to look the page over since I'm a guy and see if it looked like something a guy would belive. it was pretty convcing until I noticted the guy had for friends, consisting of me, her, her sister, and another one of our friends. so it's not gonna work for you unless you come up with a life for this guy and add people

That would make this FML waaaay more pathetic if this a life was created to make him real...

you are a woman. so do what your naturally good at and nag all of your friends until they start posting on your pathetic facebook.

maybe everybody hates you. are you a bitch? :)

xmagster 0

omg I hate these types of FMLS. I will say this once and for all, YOU DESERVE IT. If you are so lame that you can't find any guy friends or what have you, I'm not going to feel sorry for you if you make up friends. That is the pathetic part, not that you aren't friends with a guy or have a boyfriend. Grow up, go out and meet some people. :P

alicemassie 0

agreed. the thing i don't get about FMLs like this is that they basically say "i decided to do something pathetic. FML". you didn't HAVE to do it.

gfmodella24 0

I'm sorry but that's kind of pathetic