Lonely, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Pick me - FML

Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

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ElMundio87 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:05

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

Elpieo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:36

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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jintin 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:27

add me with my I'd jinusat thak

swkisses5 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:23

desperadisima lmfao

yatoast 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:41

loser

Geicogecko 2

Tuesday 30 March 2010 6:36

that sounds like a personal issue.....

billyme 4

Friday 11 June 2010 22:24

No offense, as it sounds like you're looking for support here or an ego boost... (even though this is outdated)... but just spend half the time you spent making it to learn to become less shy/more outgoing... or take care of your appearance.. or go out. Whatever will help. :)

bRENdAhxD 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:05

wow thts sad

MW2nBAKE 0

Monday 19 July 2010 5:29

download ****

becca77713 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:46

the problem is, when they click on his name to see who he is, how many photos and friends will he have?

PLAT1NUMsilk 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:54

here's a thought.. get OFF Facebook and meet real people :)

miikebudda 0

Friday 17 September 2010 3:29

lame.

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