Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML
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ElMundio87 0

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

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Elpieo 0

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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gotpromise 0

That's kinda sad. It's really not that hard to talk to real guys, ya know.

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nesha25 8

theres no point of making this post YDI

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Alex324_fml 0

Geez, I keep seeing posts similar to this. Who on earth cares that much what other people think about them to do something like this? Who are you fooling, really?

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perdix 29

Why don't you send PM's (private messages) to some of the guys who hang out at FML? You can then "talk" to a guy at the same level of reality as with Facebook.

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CapnBlackadder 0

hahaha imagine when your real friends find out it's you...

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Grillypower 0

this is sad. like really sad... god I'm so happy I'm not you. YDI

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did_it_4_lulz 0

OP- and you're so pathetic you dumped yourself? Sad. YDI.

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kelseyyyy 0

get off of FML and facebook and go talk to a real guy. there's plenty of guys out there that are willing to talk to anyy girl!

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