Lonely, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Pick me - FML

Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

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ElMundio87 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:05

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

Elpieo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:36

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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elizabethan13 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:13

dude, ditch the computer..dress up. style your hair. put on some makeup. call the girls and go out and meet guys!! :D

lexi050 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 17:19

That's just kinda sad. it's not that hard to talk to guys or start a conversation with them..

PlasmaVirus 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:50

ANGST

LaeBoo 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:22

Loser

Themindblower 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:07

Or.. You could just meet a Real person...?

K1A 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:30

aww, you can add me Zeen Davis, I don't really have anyone to talk to either.

BullletProof 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:51

or you know... you could learn how to be happy while single? These kinds of FML's bug me. theres nothing wrong with being single. be proud of it. stop caring what others think so much. secondly, TALK to a guy. they're not that unapproachable they dont bite (unless you ask them too)

kei1108 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 8:23

... Or you could just go talk with a guy.

missedtrain 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 9:36

I'd do it as a joke

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 20:15

This NEVER NEVER NEVER works. Quit being chickenshit and start socializing with real people.

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