Lonely, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Pick me - FML

Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

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Top comments

ElMundio87 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:05

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

Elpieo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:36

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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539533 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:44

haha... ya need to get out more, :)

Meowinx 5

Monday 25 January 2010 11:49

Shame, sad! :'( NAAAAT ******* funny!!

blingblingbling 0

Monday 25 January 2010 13:43

agree with #73

SamaAndTheCosmo 0

Monday 25 January 2010 15:12

..lame. poor you, you can't even socialize.. you're life must sucks :s

uhohuscrewedup 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:28

I don't think anyone cares if u talk to a guy or not.

510lobita510 0

Monday 25 January 2010 19:24

fail..... literally

logicwall 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:37

tell me you facebook name and i will comment on your wall that way you dont have to feel bad about not getting comments from guys. come on people lets help her out.

mickeyinvegas 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:48

I'll talk to u.

drewbreesdat 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:02

seriously just talk to a guy alot of them aren't assholes to girls... well some arent

nwaj 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:27

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