Lonely, Facebook, Social Media and Love: Pick me - FML

Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML

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ElMundio87 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:05

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

Elpieo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:36

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:44

Why? Is having a boyfriend that important to you? Is it the only thing that matters in life? If that's what you think, that's very pathetic.

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:12

For all we know, op could of been home schooled growing up, & doesn't really know a lot of people or is incredibly socially awkward & doesn't know how to talk to guys. Who knows. But it probably isn't helping their situation to further ridicule them & say they deserved. Hope you're capable of meeting a real guy soon op.

20Pekoe20 5

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:42

really now

dawanjony 18

Wednesday 3 December 2014 1:14

You can write to me.

clairesucks 37

Wednesday 15 July 2015 15:43

Don't worry, face books not the end of the world!

peterblack67 9

Monday 8 February 2021 4:39

To show who? People really don't care if you're talking to a guy or not.

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