Pick me

By Brit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML
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ElMundio87 0

just go talk to a guy, it's not hard

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Elpieo 0

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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Laurendorcus 0

This is so sad. Isnt there at least some creeper at your school who you can wink at once and then get a million posts from later in the day? Stalkers are cool when it comes to that. Instant worshiper!

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Elpieo 0

This will back fire, in a few weeks this should be posted, "my friends found out that the guy I've been talking to on facebook was me." don't expect sympathy when it happens.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Hahaha that's so bad. You need to sort yourself out.

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Iwannabetreo 11

if your friends start snooping around, they'll notice that the only facebookfriend, that "guy" has, is you.

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laur3nmae 0

exactly what I was going to say. sooner or later someone will figure out it's fake.

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hannah44 0

Oh hey, I have an idea you may not have thought about GO MAKE REAL FRIENDS AND TALK TO THEM!

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Cristaderzi 0

Presuming your not a Womans whom has a Trans medical history! You shouldn't have ANY problems meeting men... Tweak your hygiene, fashion etc. Then clise the Facebook page and go somewhere like cafe' Walmart, church,Masjid Temple Etc Etc Etc...

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