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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 238
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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KiddNYC1O 20

She blew you alright.

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ERRMAHGERD 3

In my defense, it wasn't a fart, it was a queef!!

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ChefPhilly 13

I was like " reversed 69?"

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Justin0481 5

Queefs are completely acceptable, because generally they mean the sex was good.

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perdix 29

That sucks. Don't feel bad -- I doubt many men could maintain an erection after taking a fart to the face. Don't run out and get Viagra, get some Beano for your girlfriend.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Take Beano before, and there will Beano gas.

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gracehi 31

I knew a girl who told me she would fart uncontrollably during orgasms, but that her boyfriend would eat her out anyway. I told her she should marry that man.

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amandajlucas2015 2

Hahahahaha that is some sound advice

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Epikouros 31

Thanks, Grace, I guess there's hope for me after all.

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decidedlyvague 11

You don't know what a 69 is do you?

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MrsPegg 45

Unless this persons been doing it laying down on their side. Then their butts would be facing the opposite way of each other...

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theBadGuy37 9

This comment is full of fail. Even if he was just going down on her the fart would be in his face.

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MrsPegg 45

After reading 54's comment I feel like a failure lol. Oh well, you live and you learn.

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decidedlyvague 11

53, that's a sideways 69. Reverse 69 is the only way her butt wouldn't be directly in his face. There is also standing 69, and some others, but mostly with the butt in the face.

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darkmis1 17

I know what 69ing is. I meant why was her butt in his face? Wouldn't her pussy be in his face?

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imperfections55 1

-_- do you not know what females look like? the anus and vaginia are fairly close. and if your practicing 69, and doing it right, yes booty would be all up in your face. thats what makes it even hotter.

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darkmis1 17

I'm a girl, so yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what my body looks like.

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tigerfight23 3

212-then how was this even a question?

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graffitied_love 20

Its ok, OP. I don't think you're the only one who can't maintain an erection after being farted on

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