Intimacy, Sex, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Mission successful - FML

Mission successful

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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Nice outing

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Spicy

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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The geyser

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Too much feeling!

By buckerooo - 03/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Spicy

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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A load of hot air

By SkipBeatOtaku - 16/05/2020 20:00

Spicy

Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML

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By Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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YDI Fosho

By shuffling man - 12/08/2018 01:30

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML

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Smells like victory

By Lucas - 14/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, during oral sex, my wife squirted, which she’s never done before, and I was so surprised I accidentally breathed it straight up my nose. It’s been 3 hours and it’s still all I can smell FML

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Tuesday 8 February 2022 0:00

Use a neti pot to rinse your sinuses.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 8 February 2022 0:13

I predict a serious sinus infection in your future.

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JackWood 20

Monday 7 February 2022 23:44

NExt time ask if you can be on top.

Lucky O'Guin 18

Tuesday 8 February 2022 0:00

Use a neti pot to rinse your sinuses.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 8 February 2022 0:13

I predict a serious sinus infection in your future.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 8 February 2022 0:40

Lol try cleaning the inside of your nose with soap and water.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 2:49

YDI for doing it too well!

Pink_Turnips 14

Tuesday 8 February 2022 6:10

open up a jar of ground coffee and take a big whiff... if that fails, rubbing alcohol may do the trick

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 12 February 2022 10:10

Next time be on top, boom

imgabella 15

Friday 25 February 2022 19:59

I feel worse then her. She must be mortified

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