Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

"Oh. And what is this." "That's. my penis" "That's your penis, sorry." *continues awkward search* ("Search Fail" on YouTube)

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Ot could have been worse.... "strip search"!!

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mistersheezy 7

Isn't driving and texting illegal? Just asking.

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CrazyGirl445 4

depends on the state. it Texting only if you had your license less then a year or your in a school zone

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DeathBunny218 37

and i'm guessing he was speeding as well texting

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michabike 0

He probably went in the car after the text

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perdix 29

The cop thought he was just arresting an ordinary traffic violator, but ended up pulling over a hard-oned criminal.

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perdix 29

Wouldn't it be worse if the cop patted down his crotch and DIDN'T find the OP's "stiffy?" We had that FML a few days ago.

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a_nutritionist 10

but after all the advice shes gained new skills.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

That's what you get for rushing to a date with a loaded gun.

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Stalkers 0

Some people keep a loaded gun in their waist and ended up shooting themselves. Served them right for trying armed robbery.

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puppy23 3

The real fail here is texting and driving!

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robchfra 5

How does a traffic stop lead to a frisking? Unless you gave him serious concern he had no right to search you. Know your rights.

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RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking the same thing. He was probably profiled.

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InOthrWords 12

Sexting and driving. Smh.

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RedPillSucks 31

I can see the ticket DWS Driving While Sexting DUIB Driving Under the Influence of a Boner *Honest, officer. I was trying to shift into third and grabbed the wrong stick*

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