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By sufia - / Thursday 29 September 2016 11:14 / Pakistan
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By  iseebearbears  |  27

It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.

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By  iseebearbears  |  27

It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Back on the Fourth of July this year, there was a story about a woman who tried to smuggle fireworks out of a Walmart in her vagina. Somehow the thing got set off and she ended up with some pretty serious burns.

Anyway, the point is that people will try all kinds of weird shit to smuggle stuff. You'd be surprised.

By  wanted_2_want  |  37

Plot twist:
the TSA agent was a lesbian looking for a quick release.

But seriously, being pat down that intimately is not fun. Sorry OP.

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  Rexsace102  |  5

Why is this post in the negatives

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  ilovebono88  |  21

9/11? Seriously?

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