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YDI for speeding to get home just to get laid. And texting while driving. Duh, if you get caught by the cops, it'll take even longer to get home to get some. The cop could have you arrested for assault with a deadly weapon! lmfao Not really but that would be hilarious. :D
Oops sorry double post
A boner off of sexting?
Maybe he was imagining his girlfriend while he was sexting.
Awkward as hell xD Sorry OP! I'm surprised you still had a stiff one when the cop pulled you over though! Unless getting in trouble turns you on ;)
YDI. Driving recklessly, and possibly also driving while sexting? You should have been ticketed.
where do you live?!? they shouldn't be allowed to pat you down just for speeding
Is it normal to get patted down when you get pulled over?
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What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...
Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!