Hands on the wheel
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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States
Not really! It all depends on where OP has it tucked! If it's down and to the side, Officer Smooth Hands would brush by it searching OP's inner thighs. And if he's got it pulled up, it would most likely be found when OP's waistband is searched. Neither of which has anything to do with the officers sexual orientation, and everything with properly patting down a subject thoroughly for his own safety!
I think a good cop would check there too to be safe. I'm sure there are people who hide weapons down there... o.O sounds risky though
27 that's true, I've heard some women will stick things up their vaginas, so the cops have to check everywhere. I'm sure that's not the first time that's happened to cops though
Reminds me of that newspaper headline: "Crack found in man's buttocks"
but why in the hell did he need to be searched, anyway? cops are supposed to have some semblance of a reason for that shit.
Haha. I guess you can skip the foreplay when you get back to your house.
Did you tell him that you carry your own personal tripod at all times?
I call bs on this. I get so nervous whenever I even hear a olive siren. You'd lose that boner in 3 seconds after getting pulled over. And secondly, if you were only speeding a cop would have ZERO reason to pat you down unless you did something to initiate it.
HA!
Tell him it's an emergency and you'll pay him back with nudes later, bro.
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What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...
Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!