Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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stacei7 3

YDI for texting while driving

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muhilrashid 4

Isnt that the computer thing that you stick in ? Or is that code name for jerking off now ?

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Daralea 21

please don't ever stick your stiffy in your computer...or other electronics.

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Daralea 21

Did he at least give you his number after?

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Cloudberry 10

Today, I pulled over a guy for speeding and gave him a pat down. He got a boner. FML

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tatababe 1

I wonder if OP got the ticket in the end? I think the cop was happy to see him ;$

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CadillacPimpen 6

That should be a fhl or a gmh cause this is awesome I hope you still got sum later lol

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SS_Silvy 0

"whats this?" "that would be my penis officer".... *awkward*

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Brodeurfan001 0

96- that try was nice not That try was not nice That was a nice try ..

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PokeSmot 10

LMFAO. Epic. Completely epic.

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