Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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killakiwi 1

You deserved it, Driving while texting even if only reading. I hope you got a nice big ticket.

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bubo_fml 10

"Officer, I'm cocked & loaded w/a hair trigger...Handle it gently or it'll go off in my boxers!"

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zombiekitten87 12

Why did you have to be patted down for speeding?

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j_cat187 19

Tell the officer you where gonna get laid, hence the speeding.

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GoArmy6624 7

He patted you down for speeding? Obviously someone hasn't read the Bill of Rights.

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cajekraze 7

why did you get patted down? you must've done something more suspicious than speeding...or he wanted to cop a feel after seeing the swell

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