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Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 21:16 / United States - Dover
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  Kefka91  |  15

Because why not? There's never a bad time to eat Nutella.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

I'm with 34. There are so many diseases in the bathroom. What about the other people eating Nutella from the same jar? Nobody would want to touch that. OP, maybe your grandma is telling everyone that you ate your own shit to teach you to never eat while on the toilet.

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  Cazz91  |  21

#62 - OP is female.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

@53 Maybe she was peeing, or maybe didn't use the toilet at all. Maybe she just wanted a private place to gorge herself on the sweet sweet goodness that is nutella.

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  nurchok  |  15

While I don't disagree with #1, #3, and #14, I couldn't agree more with #34. Really? Wasn't the kitchen good enough for you anymore? Looking for adventure? Wanted to smell poop while eating something so sweet? Come on OP...

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  burritosrgood  |  12

I don't have a lock on my bathroom door because it's in my house and only my family lives there and most people know when the for is closed or even if the light is on not to go in there

By  usernameunkn0wn  |  18

Why would you be eating anything on the toliet to begin with? So unsanitary. Gross. You deserved it.

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  SarMarJo  |  17

I'll admit that sometimes I eat while on the toilet. There have been studies that show that kitchens can be dirtier than bathrooms. Google it.

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  beclaurela  |  16

The fact that your sitting somewhere different doesn't make it any less sanitary. It all depends on where your hands have been and how you're eating your food.

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  SarMarJo  |  17

#18 Do you know what kind of bacteria is in uncooked meats? What about that dish sponge you use? If you're not touching the toilet or your poop with your hands/arms it doesn't make that much of a difference. Just sayin'. Most poop germs can't magically fly onto your spoon.

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  SarMarJo  |  17

#24 No... I do. But I also clean my bathroom. I was just stating that there is harmful bacteria in the kitchen as well as the bathroom, if not worse. Like I said, google it. You'd be surprised. I was.

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  Cazz91  |  21

You know, its a possibility that OP is on a diet to lose weight. She could have chosen to eat the Nutella in the bathroom to hide her cheating on the diet from others. That is at least one reason I can think of as to why she would eat in the bathroom.

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  Octwo  |  16

You germaphobes need to learn that crap particles don't just suspend themselves in the air and then sit there forever. She would have to have either walked in after someone recently took a dump, got up and flushed the toilet, or wiped her ass to have any real possibility of contaminating her food. Unless you never clean your bathroom in which case you have bigger concerns, specially considering your lack of immunity to common bacteria from a lifetime of avoiding being exposed to anything that may possibly have a germ on it.

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