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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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kirbsyeahbabe 8

Maybe that's why no one else tried to give her an ******. ?

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SecundusSecunda 27

Her ****** was as strong as..... JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!

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Elban 20

I've had girls get the shakes, tears of joy and some other stuff but no spontaneous poops. I got step up my game. What's your secret bro?

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Diablitos 11

You literally ****** the shit out of her. Congrats :)

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TexasGirl24 15

I giggled like I was in first grade when I read this...

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Jason89 15

just be thankful it wasn't the squirts lol

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townailz 16

He literally ****** the shit out of her

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rabbi1010 29

this comment was already posted but still funny.

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worldclassrager 39

Everything has a positive and negative response...

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a816090 27

She's probably just as embarrassed or more so than you are about it. At least this can be something you guys can laugh about after time heals the situation. These things happen; just reassure her and make her feel okay about it.

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HollyQuinn 21

Eww... Good job? But seriously, I'm sure she feels super awkward about it. I know I would. Hope you're being nice about it :)

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