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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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imbedderdenu 23

omg that's terrible for both of you. She's probably embarrassing as hell for her! Poor girl. it's awful for you too. :/ I hope it doesn't discourage you guys from going for it again!

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SargeRho 6

Yes, actually, it *is* mostly urine.

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talicaroxi 25

FYI during a female ****** the walls will tense repeatedly then relax then tense. with that said there is almost a pushing presume element to it during an intense organ it is very possible for it to release more than cum.

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leaannec30 18

i first want to say im so sorry this happened to you..secondly, want to apologize for laughing uncontrollably when i read this.

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mundo2669 1

you literally ****** the shit out of her

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lv2drum 7

Yeah it's gross, and I'm sure she is far more embarrassed/mortified than you could ever be right now, but personally I'd totally take that as a compliment.

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Badkarma4u 17

Ive heard people say that but. 1. its clear 2. its sweet not salty. 3. A woman squirted in her hand then right afterwards went to the bathroom and peed. The smell and color were totaly different within 5 minites

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