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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

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Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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Comments

WinterChild 20

Are you sure the moaning wasn't just because she was constipated and was finally getting it out?

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cakefete2 30

You must have made her cum HARD. Congrats, OP. Do be sure to use bleach when you clean up. For life's bleachable moments, there's Clorox.

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ChadHelton 8

it's not good sex unless someone cries, passes out or pees... (And now possibly poops)

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ColorOfSoul 19

Oh, somewhat I can tell you are definitely not the first guy.

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pd2902 22

It's nothing to worry about dude, be proud you gave her something she's probably wanted for a while and she'll find it easier to control the more you do it :)

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oiler 21

more of an FML for her, dont tell anyone about it as thats really embarassing

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grogers311 20

Like, everyone on FML?

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xxcutekatxx2 13

At least it's anonymous. Also it's an FML for both involved. From the comments this is not an unusual thing and I think that would make anyone feel better.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I don't see how you could drop that into a conversation casually, though.

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GeorgiaBea 28

And you decided posting about was a good idea why? That's prolly not something I would admit to people and if I was your girl, you would be dead.

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lcuttie119 13

No one on here even knows who they are.. This probably happens more than you think. Just relax

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mattrd_fml 31

Yeah because everyone here knows who this girl is.

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ninety 25

None of us here may know who she is, but she'll still prolly be po'ed at him if/when she reads it.

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Ichiya 29

Probably* I hate "prolly" if you can't spell a word don't use it.

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BananEnigma 24

Get your head out of your ass, 49. That person seems to know how to spell just fine, and has excellent grammar as well. Where I'm from, we use "prolly" as more of a short form, in an attempt to be cute or funny. It has nothing to do with being able to spell the damn word itself.

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lexred 30

And people say there are impossible things ...

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xxmollyxx 25

I could swear I saw an FML recently about this from the girl's point of view but I can't find it now. Has it come to this for me, dreaming up FMLs?

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HappyItalian 38

No, I feel the deja-vu too. It reminds me of the one of the girl that went on her boyfriend while they were cuddling in bed after Taco Bell, which was a recent FML (If that's the one you're thinking about).

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xxmollyxx 25

No this was someone who had started taking new meds that might cause stomach upset, and made her poop herself as she had an ****** with her boyfriend. I'm hoping I haven't gone nuts and that it did exist but was removed for whatever reason.

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